shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...

Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...

by The BS Express September 26, 2022

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 01, 2023

pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.

Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.

by The BS Express May 24, 2024

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 07, 2022

Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'

Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'

by The BS Express December 17, 2021