The BS Express's definitions

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

by The BS Express December 11, 2021

Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole

Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.

by The BS Express January 29, 2022

Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 1, 2022

tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.

Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.

by The BS Express November 17, 2022