Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
by The BS Express January 30, 2022
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
by The BS Express January 11, 2022
Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .
by The BS Express November 04, 2022
That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
by The BS Express February 08, 2022
That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
by The BS Express March 04, 2022
Similar to acappella, except the voice quality is so appalling that nails on a chalkboard would seem melodic in comparison
Sunshine spent Thursday night at home practicing for her karaoke debut that weekend...the result was so accapalling that she shattered two mirrors and killed off several of her tropical fish.
by The BS Express November 21, 2022