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shitframed

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Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
by The BS Express September 26, 2022
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Saturfuck

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The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
by The BS Express September 16, 2022
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Asshawk

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Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.
by The BS Express May 12, 2022
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Mistachio

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The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.
Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.
by The BS Express March 17, 2022
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That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
by The BS Express March 3, 2022
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Magna Cum Loudly

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An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
by The BS Express February 7, 2022
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What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
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