The BS Express's definitions

Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.

Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.

by The BS Express May 18, 2024

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Mistachio

The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.

Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.

by The BS Express March 17, 2022

pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.

Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.

by The BS Express May 24, 2024