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by The BS Express May 12, 2022
Get the Asshawk mug.That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
Get the fauxfillment mug.Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.
by The BS Express January 20, 2023
Get the Attenshit mug.Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
by The BS Express January 29, 2022
Get the Lacersphincterectomy mug.That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.
Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
by The BS Express November 17, 2022
Get the tunefication mug.Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
Get the Bonejour mug.Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...
by The BS Express December 1, 2022
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