The BS Express's definitions

Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.

Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...

by The BS Express September 16, 2022

Craniorectoscopy

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.

Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades

by The BS Express January 28, 2022

Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.

Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.

by The BS Express November 5, 2022

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 1, 2023

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.

Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.

by The BS Express May 18, 2024