The BS Express's definitions

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 1, 2023

selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

by The BS Express December 16, 2022

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021