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Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
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pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.
Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.
by The BS Express May 24, 2024
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Mistachio

The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.
Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.
by The BS Express March 17, 2022
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Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole
Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
by The BS Express January 29, 2022
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tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.
Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
by The BS Express November 17, 2022
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Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
by The BS Express September 16, 2022
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shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
by The BS Express September 26, 2022
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