The BS Express's definitions
Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
by The BS Express September 26, 2022
Get the shitframedmug. Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades
by The BS Express January 28, 2022
Get the Craniorectoscopymug. by The BS Express November 5, 2022
Get the Mealancholymug. An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
by The BS Express March 1, 2023
Get the eggsponentialmug. A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.
Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.
by The BS Express December 16, 2022
Get the selfienoiamug. Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .
by The BS Express November 4, 2022
Get the tastefymug. Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
by The BS Express February 7, 2022
Get the Magna Cum Loudlymug.