The BS Express's definitions

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

by The BS Express December 11, 2021

selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

by The BS Express December 16, 2022

Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

by The BS Express February 7, 2022

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022