The BS Express's definitions

Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.

Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.

by The BS Express January 31, 2022

Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 1, 2022

Mistachio

The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.

Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.

by The BS Express March 17, 2022

Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

by The BS Express February 7, 2022

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'

Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'

by The BS Express December 17, 2021

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021