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Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
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Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
by The BS Express November 17, 2022
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Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
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