Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.
Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.
by The BS Express January 20, 2023
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fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
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Asshawk

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.
by The BS Express May 12, 2022
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Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.
Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.
by The BS Express November 05, 2022
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Craniorectoscopy

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.
Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades
by The BS Express January 28, 2022
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pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.
Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.
by The BS Express May 24, 2024
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Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
by The BS Express January 23, 2022
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