The BS Express's definitions

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

by The BS Express February 7, 2022

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.

Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.

by The BS Express May 18, 2024