Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
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Sunshine spent Thursday night at home practicing for her karaoke debut that weekend...the result was so accapalling that she shattered two mirrors and killed off several of her tropical fish.
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Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as
well as slumping in her seat.
well as slumping in her seat.
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