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tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.
Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
by The BS Express November 17, 2022
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Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.
Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.
by The BS Express January 20, 2023
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Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
by The BS Express September 16, 2022
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shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
by The BS Express September 26, 2022
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Craniorectoscopy

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.
Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades
by The BS Express January 28, 2022
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Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.
Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.
by The BS Express November 5, 2022
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Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'
Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'
by The BS Express December 17, 2021
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