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Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole
Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
by The BS Express January 29, 2022
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tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.
Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.
by The BS Express November 17, 2022
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Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
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Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...
Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.
by The BS Express December 1, 2022
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fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
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Asshawk

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.
by The BS Express May 12, 2022
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selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.
Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.
by The BS Express December 16, 2022
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