Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.
by The BS Express January 20, 2023

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
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Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades
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Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
by The BS Express January 23, 2022
