Definitions by The BR

Chemistry 

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).

Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*

Chemistry by The BR December 25, 2006

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation 

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation by The BR September 27, 2006

no u 

The end all to any argument. Used when one either has no intelligent argument left, wants to try and use "no u" as an intelligent argument, or want to piss someone off. Most effective after one has been insulted.

Jack: You are a dirty cheating whore for sleeping with my brother!

Jill: No u.

Jack: *Speechless*

no u by The BR August 24, 2006