stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003

solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003

Liftskirt

A woman of questionable morals.

"What kind of a liftskirt would wear something like that?"

by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003

Nightpiece

A hooker

"Every nightpiece in the tri-state area is on the streets tonight."

by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003

Riot Act

Viciously telling somebody off with nothing left out

"I have been seeing Ernie for ten years. Since he still refuses to commit, I read him the riot act."

"We crashed the junior prom. The class advisor read us both the riot act and then called our parents."

by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003

Nationwide

A person who is uber-fanatical about another person, place or thing

"That guy I met on Friday never called. I guess he just wasn't nationwide on me enough."

"I can see your boss is real nationwide; he didn't even thank you when you came in to work on your day off."

by The Anna-lator November 03, 2003