3 definitions by The Agent of Randomness
Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.
by The Agent of Randomness June 22, 2011
A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011
A lightweight, cheap substance often used by large, stingy corporations to more economically manufacture stuff that is better made of just about anything else. Often seen in crappy products that come from China.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011