The Admiral's definitions

Craptacualr

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

by The Admiral July 4, 2003

they

Short for name of band, They Might Be Giants.

Hey, it's the John's from They!

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

vekin

pure boiling rage, usually during heated telephone exchanges.

"RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

SLAMS PHONE.

by the admiral November 13, 2003

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003