holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 08, 2003

Craptacualr

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

by The Admiral July 04, 2003

stuffies

A stuffed animal with a dildo attached to it. Used for intercourse or novelty.

I hope that girl from www.PrincessMonkey.com doesn't have any stuffies.

Jill fucks stuffies.

by The Admiral July 25, 2003

houseless

An individual who is without a house instead of without a home.

"They should call them houseless people."

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

gotards

One who is mentally handicaped. WBLI Ingredient D

Gotards, gotards GO!!!

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

by The Admiral November 13, 2003