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Started by Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily is a supposed news source, but they cite no references or sources. Their stories appear as "news" on other media outlets, but WorldNet is listed as the source. Popularity seems to be exclusive to the radically-neoconservative, the "religious right" and others of their ilk. Their stock-in-trade is misconstruing facts, blowing things all out of proportions, and out-and-out fabrication of their "news" stories.

Basically, they do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.

Some of their greatest misses:

Soy will make you gay

8-year old boy wants to be a girl

Photos of Hillary Clinton crying

basically any kind of crackpot, half-baked bullshit they can make up is passed on as news. A favorite source for Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter.

I just read on WorldNetDaily that we won't go to heaven until God comes back!

You're an idiot.
by The Esquilax February 11, 2008
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Any of the dull, flat states of the US, especially during the second term of President Shrub. Also known as Dumbfuckistan
"Stay the course in Iraq", says Shrub, and all the residents of Dullflatstateistan bow, dutifully put new "Support Our Troops" decals on their Japanese cars and repeat the Shrub motto: "War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength"
by The Esquilax October 29, 2006
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v. when a dog stick its legs up beside its head and drags its itchy asshole across the carpet, also known as sleigh riding.

n. the trail left on the carpet after said act is performed
Fido just left a waggin train across the carpet
by The Esquilax March 30, 2006
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