A major league baseball team that is from the ghetto. There fans thrive off the jealousy of getting stomped around by the twins every year.
Those twins swept us White Sox again, now they are going to the world series.
Pierzynski wasn't such a douche bag when he played for the twins, now that he plays for the white sox, at least his hair looks "better."
To suck at River Falls baseball.
Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.
The other football, which isn't soccer in Europe.
Dude 1: You want to go play football?
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano