Definitions by ThatOneGuyWithTheBeard

Printzophrenia 

An office term for when you don’t thought you printed something out only to make the trek to the printer to find that you hadn’t (portmanteau of Print and Schizophrenia)

Gotta go back up the stairs to print out the paperwork, this job gave me printzophrenia

Printzophrenia by ThatOneGuyWithTheBeard March 9, 2023

Grown-Up Juice 

Beer/Alcohol

Kids drink juice, adults drink booze. Hence, grown-up juice.

*gets home from work*

"Where's my grown-up juice?"

Grown-Up Juice by ThatOneGuyWithTheBeard October 13, 2017

strip study 

A study game played between a couple in which a person is quizzed by their SO on concepts that he or she needs to know for their upcoming exam. For every question the quiz taker answers correctly, their test giver removes an article of clothing. For every incorrect answer, their SO puts an additional article of clothing on. Much like strip poker in terms of concept.

Brad: How did you do on your marketing exam?
John: pretty well, since Molly and I did some strip studying for practice.
Brad: That's pretty cool how you can prepare for an exam and get naked with your girlfriend at the same time.
John: Yeah, I know, right? I got an A and 2 D's!
Brad: I see what you did there.

strip study by ThatOneGuyWithTheBeard June 18, 2015