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Longwood University

Longwood University is generally good school overall. There are many very nice people who go there, and many of them are very intellegient. Their professors often provide challenging and thought-provoking material in their classes, and many students work very hard to achieve good grades at Longwood. In fact, Longwood is probably the best place to be if you want to be a teacher. However, Longwood contains a huge inferiority complex concerning Hampden-Sydney. This complex is not necessarily an academic one shared by all students; rather, it is one harbored by a large number of the males who attend Longwood. Longwood men constantly struggle to assert their superiority to Hampden-Sydney men, but every weekend scores of their Longwood women flock to Hampden-Sydney, leaving the men of Longwood confused and angry. Many Longwood men attempt to convince themselves that these are only naive young ladies, who are unaware of the dangers of the Hampden-Sydney men, when in fact women from every class at Longwood continue to visit Hampden-Sydney. It seems that the men of Longwood are so inept that Longwood women are willing risk the dangers of Hamdpen-Sydney. Additionaly, while many of these visits have drinking and one-night stands as their primary goals, there are also many girls who do not participate in this lifestyle. They simply appreciate the company of the Hampden-Sydney man. Though many, including many students at Hampden-Sydney, believe that the HSC man's trademark is the bowtie or pink polo shirt, the real trademark of a Hampden-Sydney man is Southern Hospitality, something most Longwood men know nothing about.

Jeff: Man, those Hampden-Sydney guys sure are lame. They think they are so awesome with their brilliant professors and beautiful campus...
Matt: Yeah. They are lame. They go to an all male school; that means they must be gay or something, right Jim?
Jim: I didn't go there because I didn't get in.
Jeff and Matt: Me too.

by That guy November 28, 2004

RAP

Accronym: Retards Atempting Poetry

Friend: Dude why dont you change the radio station to some good rap music

Me: Stfu or Gtfo my car or ill kill you, all rap is, is Retards Atempting Poetry.

by THAT Guy May 30, 2012

discworld

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).

That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!

by That Guy November 16, 2003

sphyre

A Man orgy in which homoerotic novels and RTD beverages are provided, and *nsync is listened to.

I'm totally going to have myself a huge sphyre tonight. You're all invited.

by That Guy June 10, 2003

Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!

"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."

by that guy November 26, 2003

beat

a word that stupid ppl in williamsville new york use to describe something as boring or just straight up sucky. the gayest use of vocabulary ever.

yo that party was beat last night man

by that guy February 15, 2004

X-Man

'a close friend who tries to date your ex-girlfriend right after you've broken up'

Susan dates Bob. Bob is friends with Paul. Susan and Bob stop dating. Susan starts dating Paul. Susan, Bob and Paul all work together.

by That guy December 15, 2003