A group of four collage students who spend their time trying to steal other peoples girlfriends. However, they are usually not successful due to the fact that they are gay. This, in itself, is a conundrum, but the members of this group try anyway. Quite a paradox indeed.
Their ‘leader’ is commonly referred to as “Barton”, although he also goes by “fag”, “queer”, “retard”, “queer-bait”, and “ass-pirate”.
Oh hey, there's the quadfecta! Lets go lynch them!
