A remote that shuts bitches up by the push of a button.
Last night my wife was bitching so I had to use my new BITCHMOTE on her!
When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.
Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!
While your partner is sleeping after you had sex you take a dump on there chest.
I was having break up sex last night and before I left I took a CHESTSHIT and split!
Kissing while doing the mambo.
Hey, I'm going to do the KISAMBO with that hot chick over there!
When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.
She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.
Buy a
snowball in colorado
mug!
