Chestshit

While your partner is sleeping after you had sex you take a dump on there chest.

I was having break up sex last night and before I left I took a CHESTSHIT and split!

by Texas Turbo May 07, 2006

snowball in colorado

When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.

She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.

by Texas Turbo May 07, 2006

Bitchmote

A remote that shuts bitches up by the push of a button.

Last night my wife was bitching so I had to use my new BITCHMOTE on her!

by Texas Turbo May 07, 2006

Bumfart

When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.

Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!

by Texas Turbo May 07, 2006

Kisambo

Kissing while doing the mambo.

Hey, I'm going to do the KISAMBO with that hot chick over there!

by Texas Turbo May 07, 2006