Chestshit

While your partner is sleeping after you had sex you take a dump on there chest.

I was having break up sex last night and before I left I took a CHESTSHIT and split!

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006

flaming hot cheetoshit

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

Chelshit

A group of Chelsea football fans that are full of touts especially in the western part of Africa, They can also be called Agbero or Area boys. They practically know nothing about football but are ready to argue to Jesus comes.

This chelshit fans are annoying

Chelshit fans are too stupid I’m not sorry to say it

by Mumaex June 10, 2020

Chelshit

A derogatory name given to Chelsea Fc who are based in London England.

once again chelshit have done nothing in the match but park the bus

by Muso kaso May 20, 2018

cheeseshit

that runny diarrhea you get after you smoke crack aka cheese

yo bra that crack was tight
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.

by realtalker23491 January 6, 2009

Chelshit

A small club from London with deluded fans.

Do you see him? He's a Chelshit fan🤣🤣

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022

ChestSpider

When body hair (usually on a male, but we will leave that open just in case) escapes the boundaries of the appending shirt collar, shirt sleeves or tee-shirt neck like a spider creeping out of it's hiding place.

Kimberly: Did you notice Fifi's boyfriend Terry had ChestSpiders escaping when we were all at that bar the other night?

Amber: Eeeewwww, yes I did! Imagine having to sleep with him! Yuck.

by CartelKids January 21, 2010