Chestshit
Chestshit by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006
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flaming hot cheetoshit
When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.
flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013
Related Words
chest shits • Chest Shitter • Chelshit • cheapshit • cheeseshit • Chessit • chessity • chestapit • chesterites • Chesteritis
cheeseshit
yo bra that crack was tight
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.
cheeseshit by realtalker23491 January 6, 2009
ChestSpider
When body hair (usually on a male, but we will leave that open just in case) escapes the boundaries of the appending shirt collar, shirt sleeves or tee-shirt neck like a spider creeping out of it's hiding place.
Kimberly: Did you notice Fifi's boyfriend Terry had ChestSpiders escaping when we were all at that bar the other night?
Amber: Eeeewwww, yes I did! Imagine having to sleep with him! Yuck.
Amber: Eeeewwww, yes I did! Imagine having to sleep with him! Yuck.
ChestSpider by CartelKids January 21, 2010
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