Teslarossa's definitions

Roleplaying Zone

Also known as The RP Zone, it is a phenomenon where players become so interested in the roleplay they are in, they become unconscious (unaware of their surroundings) in the real world. Even trying to talk to a RP Zoner would not bring them back to life, not until the roleplay is over.

Player 1) How long was I in the Roleplaying Zone?

Player 2) 6 hours.

Player 1) Oh crap! I missed dinner!

by Teslarossa March 21, 2015

Beyblade

A random, Japanese, crappy TV show filled with bisexual guttersnipes that sometimes wear cropped polo shirts and skinny jeans.

Kid 1: Wanna watch Beyblade?

Kid 2: No way, I dont like that show.

by Teslarossa May 19, 2013

Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.

Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.

by Teslarossa November 16, 2013

EFFT

Erotic FanFiction Time

Girl: My character has a boyfriend now!

Boy: That means EFFT!

by Teslarossa January 17, 2015

helicopter

(v) to watch over someone, typically younger or weaker, with intense focus, as if they were a helicopter flying above them.

This mostly refers to parents who pay extremely close attention to their child, to the point where it's invasive on said child's life.

The boy was often helicoptered by his father; he couldn't even watch YouTube videos without being questioned by him.

by Teslarossa October 9, 2017

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017