Definitions by Teslarossa
EFFT
EFFT by Teslarossa January 17, 2015
Great Lag Spike of Death
This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.
Great Lag Spike of Death by Teslarossa February 22, 2014
Windows Vista
One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
Windows Vista by Teslarossa November 16, 2013
Beyblade
A random, Japanese, crappy TV show filled with bisexual guttersnipes that sometimes wear cropped polo shirts and skinny jeans.
Beyblade by Teslarossa May 19, 2013
Time Paradox
An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.
Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
Time Paradox by Teslarossa May 12, 2013
ManiaPlanet
Substitution to a well-known racing game called Trackmania. What really gives Maniaplanet a huge spike in popularity and ratings (at a short amount of time) is because of one thing, 3 words: High. End. Graphics. All thanks to the graphics, Maniaplanet's gameplay is better and more realistic than reality itself. It is currently under public development and their full completion will be scheduled in early 2018.
ManiaPlanet by Teslarossa April 26, 2013
Buggati
A French super car company located in Alscae, France. Founded by Ettore Buggati in 1909. Ettore made a series of fast, yet luxurious automobiles until his death. In 2005, the Veyron was born, and was considered the fastest car in the world, until late 2010, in which it was dethroned by the SCC Ultimate Aero by 100 HP, then secured by 300 HP in 2012. Another stylish car was the Buggati EB110, which was produced and sold from 1991 to 1995, illustrated by an Italian descent Marcello Gadini. The Eb110 also performed in the 1996 24 Hours of Daytona. The Eb110 was also bought and was converted into a Dauer, which is a German vehicular enrichment inc.
Buggati by Teslarossa April 23, 2013