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James splif 

Our don James splif good at round house kicking children dislikes fortnite ninja he's a scary man James splif
Alfie: I can't read my hand writing
James splif: burns sock
James splif by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Sponge hole 

A sponge hole is a shit home-made flesh light made from a rubber glove a sponge and a plastic cup
Person1:Man Elijah s sponge hole is fucking awesome!
Person2:you fucking used his?
Person1: yeah
Person2:what the fuck
Sponge hole by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
Absolute mad don beats his kids, Harrison will always be there if you apple sauce your self, wait what? Never mind, the biggest mad don around
Alfie: where the fuck has Harrison gone
Harrison: rolls up with two bitches on each arm
Harrison: sup fuckers
Harrison by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019