Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Harrison

Absolute mad don beats his kids, Harrison will always be there if you apple sauce your self, wait what? Never mind, the biggest mad don around

Alfie: where the fuck has Harrison gone
Harrison: rolls up with two bitches on each arm
Harrison: sup fuckers

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6

Hey guys wanna go take a gang shit?

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019