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Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
mugGet the Erection Misdirectionmug.

Banana Booty

Reserved for larger ladies that cannot fit into their "Apple Bottom Jeans"
(knuckleheads, after watching an episode of the hit Showtime Series... SHAMELESS)

Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!
by TerryCowboy August 25, 2021
mugGet the Banana Bootymug.

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