The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
by TerryCowboy February 13, 2019