In human terms, a dike is a long narrow hole dug into to divert water. In lesbionic terms, when a lesbian, especially a Bulldyke, has another person (drink the water), or in laywoman's terms, charms another to let her dig into that hole... and flick that bean in the process of course.
In the hot sun, two prisoners in orange jumpsuits dig a trench. BEANIE: "Gosh it's so hot. I'm sweaty and wet all over." BULLDYKE: "Wet is good. Even better when we get into that long narrow hole ." BEANIE: "It sounds like you just served up a hot glass of dike water." BULLDYKE: "Busted... again." Bulldyke laughs, snorts, burps, then farts.
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Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
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Get the five case on a three mug.The feeling you get when the world turns to shit and you search all around and Barack Obamas not found.
DONALD TRUMP: ""We have to be much smarter, or it's never, ever going to end."
LOGIC: (looking over a picture of Obama and Bono smiling on a two person bicycle in the Bahamas and a simultaneaous picture of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon ogling a big red button) "I'm overcome with obandonment."
LOGIC: (looking over a picture of Obama and Bono smiling on a two person bicycle in the Bahamas and a simultaneaous picture of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon ogling a big red button) "I'm overcome with obandonment."
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Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
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Nah bro, I don't 'member was totallystoned. I was hash browned.
Nah bro, I don't 'member was totallystoned. I was hash browned.
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Get the hash browned mug.Replacement word for palindrome. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards as forward, for example, racecar or eye.
CLAY: Hey Hannah! Did you know your name is a palindrome?
HANNAH: Yes, I did, and why the fuck is the word palindrome not a palindrome?
CLAY: Right, the word should be palindromeemordnilap.
HANNAH: Yes, I did, and why the fuck is the word palindrome not a palindrome?
CLAY: Right, the word should be palindromeemordnilap.
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Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.
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