Terio Marin's definitions

hash browned

When you get so stoned from hash, you have a brown out.

Remember those hash browns from McDonald's last night?

Nah bro, I don't 'member was totallystoned. I was hash browned.

by Terio Marin August 2, 2016

booger bubble

It's a bubble of snot coming out of your nose. There's also a smelly version if the person has COPD.

Erin has fun with Marco, a slob of a beast with Chronic Bronchitis. ERIN: "Do it again! Do it again! "Marco makes a booger bubble that dislodges and floats aboot the room. Erin pops the bubble and makes a face like something smells. ERIN: "Ew! Something smells." Marco laughs uncontrollably until he codes and dies.

by Terio Marin November 2, 2016

kagle hold

When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.

Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!

by Terio Marin November 13, 2016

obandonment

The feeling you get when the world turns to shit and you search all around and Barack Obamas not found.

DONALD TRUMP: ""We have to be much smarter, or it's never, ever going to end."

LOGIC: (looking over a picture of Obama and Bono smiling on a two person bicycle in the Bahamas and a simultaneaous picture of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon ogling a big red button) "I'm overcome with obandonment."

by Terio Marin April 23, 2017

palindromeemordnilap

Replacement word for palindrome. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards as forward, for example, racecar or eye.

CLAY: Hey Hannah! Did you know your name is a palindrome?
HANNAH: Yes, I did, and why the fuck is the word palindrome not a palindrome?
CLAY: Right, the word should be palindromeemordnilap.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2017

Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.

Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."

by Terio Marin May 14, 2016

alabama state of mind

Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.

The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!

by Terio Marin May 16, 2016