who cares

The pussy version of "Who gives a fuck."

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"

by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006

citi

Identity theft company, or something like that, I don't really give a shit, but they always have the funniest commercials.

~Citi Commercial~

Old lady 1: Them motorcycles expensive and fast! Them bikes be like WEHHHHHHHHH
Old lady 2: No them be like BRRRRRRRRR
Old lady 1: No they went like WEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

ben wallace

Dude who sucks at free throws. Worse than shaq. And that's really saying something.

announcer: "well, Ben Wallace just airballed another foul shot..."

by TenInchPlaya October 08, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

by TenInchPlaya November 17, 2006

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006