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Definitions by Temptress of Wildehaven

Dickscrimination

A situation—especially in courtrooms, HR offices, or other power-broker arenas—where a man ends up on the losing side solely because he’s a man, while the woman involved gains an advantage she likely wouldn’t enjoy if their genders were reversed. In short: the flip-side of sexism, starring the neglected Y-chromosome.
Example
“After the judge ignored every shred of evidence and rubber-stamped custody for the ex simply because ‘children belong with Mom,’ Zach muttered, ‘Welcome to full-on dickscrimination, bro.’ Even Wildehaven’s own justice warrior, Shayla Wilde, had to admit the system was rigged.”

empirology 

(noun)
/ˌem-pē-ˈrä-lə-jē/
Coined by: Shayla Rae Wilde, Temptress of Wildehaven, Empire-Breather, Blueprint-Maker.

Definition:
The study and practice of building an empire from nothing—brick by mental brick, vision by wild vision.
Empirology isn’t just business. It’s survival. It’s strategy. It’s a soul-deep obsession with turning ashes into gold and setbacks into kingdoms.

It’s the art and science of self-education, self-elevation, and world domination—taught by experience, pain, hustle, and heart.
“While everyone else was chasing trends, she was deep in her empirology era—learning to build, brand, and boss the fuck up.”

“You don’t need college for this. You need empirology—real-life lessons in turning dirt into diamonds.”

“Shayla Wilde teaches empirology. You don’t enroll. You endure.”

braingerous 

Braingerous (adj.)
/ˈbrān-j(ə-)rəs/

A person who is so intelligent, calculating, and aware that it makes them dangerous.
They don’t need fists—they use strategy, manipulation, wit, or silence. The kind of smart that makes you nervous. The kind of person you don’t want against you.
“Shayla Wilde changed the world by being braingerous—outsmarting the government, turning survival into strategy, and building an empire they never saw coming.”

Don’t cross her. She’s braingerous. That smile’s just the warning shot.”

“He didn’t raise his voice. He raised the stakes. Braingerous as hell.”