A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.
by Temp Mail April 04, 2025
99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.
by Temp Mail April 04, 2025