Definitions by Temp Mail

Carlos 

99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.

"Oh shit, that's a Carlos"
"eeek eek"

Carlos by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

John Schellar 

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

John Schellar by Temp Mail April 4, 2025