dimbulb fv¢kw€€d

A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
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inkling

Hey Steve, can you pass me the inkling please?
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!
by Telephony November 17, 2013
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inseminator

Another word for penis (tallywhacker, dick, dong, prick, cock, ding-a-ling, etc.)
My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
by Telephony November 25, 2016
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pak

An extremely common misspelling of the word, "pack".
This misspelling is even made by large corporations who ought to know better.
{Brad}: Hey Kestra, I just zipped open this week's Val Pak coupons and found coupons for 65% off Wrigley's Plen-T-Pak gum and 57% off those Freez Paks!
{Kestra}: Great Brad, let me stuff those fuckers in my purse and run to the store straight away!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 04, 2020
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urnate

How some children pronounce the word urinate because they can not yet pronounce the 'yer' sound.
{six-year old Jason}: Daddy, can we stop the car? I have to urnate real bad!
by Telephony June 19, 2014
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Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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