Definitions by Teh Vez0rz

guff 

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

guff by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

NMILU 

An anacronym for "Never mind, I love u!"

Example - "NMILU! He was a cock anyway."

NMILU by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

twit of the first water 

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

twit of the first water by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

a go-go land

Added to the end of boring country names to make them more exciting. Such as "Swiss cheese a go-go land" Switzerland, "Hamburger a go-go land" America and "frogs legs a go-go land" France

"I'm going on holiday to Hamburger a go-go land tomorrow and I can't wait!"

a go-go land by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006