Teddy Bund's definitions

Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

The Rap God

Some soundcloud rapper that thinks he's all that

John: 'Have you ever heard of 'The Rap God' on soundcloud?'

Anyone: 'No'

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023