Definitions by Ted Worthington

Shania Twain 

A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".

When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.

Shania Twain by Ted Worthington October 7, 2005

water tower 

When a guy grabs his nuts at the base and pulls them out and away from his body, thus creating a shape resembling a water tower.

I wanted to get your mom in the mood last night so I showed her the water tower.

water tower by Ted Worthington October 7, 2005

rat bagging 

To screw someone only to get yourself off, without caring how they enjoy the experience

Sam enjoys rat bagging his girlfriend before bed so he can fall asleep better.

rat bagging by Ted Worthington August 29, 2005

drain babies 

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies

I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.

drain babies by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005