Ted Collins's definitions

The Stinky Philson

When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska

He gave the Tabby The Stinky Philson

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Cumsplotion

When you ejaculate

I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Twatchy

When you feel like you are about to have a seisure.

I was playing Pacman and I started feeling a little Twatchy.

by Ted Collins February 25, 2009

Wangus

Word meaning Asian butt.

Yeah, I got anal with that Japanese Wangus!

by Ted Collins February 25, 2009

Bitchy-Twitchy

When you are arguing with someone, and all of a sudden that person has a seisure.

My mom went all Bitchy-Twitchy on me about not scrubing the poo stains from the shower.

by Ted Collins February 25, 2009

warcraft-bater

Someone who masterbates when they play World of Warcraft.

That Todd is such a Warcraft-Bater

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009