Definitions by Tbagmartin

Chelsea Clam Shell 

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

Chelsea Clam Shell by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

Jersey Shore Blowfish by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

FLUMPER 

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

FLUMPER by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

PFIA 

when texting a very common text abbreviation "PFIA" means Put Finger In Ass you can add PFIARTF to text means "Put Finger In Ass Repeat Till Faint"

Example text Hey whats up?
Response PFIA

PFIA by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010