4 definitions by Tayus Neb
The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 27, 2019
The act of two or more people simultaneously urinating in each others’ mouths, swallowing it all, and waiting until they need to urinate again, and pissing again into the mouth. When your piss winds up back in your body, you’ve completed a golden revolution.
Bill and I both had to piss but Uncle Barry had been in the bathroom for over 3 hours. We solved it by doing the ol’ Golden Revolution.
by Tayus Neb December 9, 2019
When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016
A threesome act with three women in which the woman on the bottom, who has pubic hair, has the other two scissor on top of her vulva and trap the pubic hair in between.
Elise needs to shave her bush; it's good for nothing except for when her girlfriends give her a hedge trim.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016