Definitions by Taystee Taystee

Queen Helen's Cholesterol 

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

Unce 

The exclamation of sexual pleasure derived from everyday, non-sexual events. And sex. What? With me?

1) Claire: What did you get on your math test?
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.

2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of booty.
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.

Unce by Taystee Taystee October 4, 2007

What? 

Used in general conversation when you say something awkward and/or random, usually sexual or violent in manner.

1) Taylor: Man! I failed the math test.
Claire: Your mom hates you. What?

2) Claire: I saw my boyfriend last night.
Taylor: I fucked him. What?

What? by Taystee Taystee October 4, 2007