Definitions by Tavid Johnson

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

Wet rooster by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Post Cum Revelation 

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

Post Cum Revelation by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

Big-Fech 

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

Big-Fech by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

Poop slut

A slut who is ugly and unwanted by all men or women.

Jessica want every guys dick. Too bad she is a poop slut.

Poop slut by Tavid Johnson November 3, 2009

yellow cork 

When a man and his partner are performing oral sex and the man is incapable of achieving an orgasm because of the need to urinate.

Megan was giving Gordon oral sex last night, but sadly he experienced yellow cork.

yellow cork by Tavid Johnson November 2, 2009

T-n-S 

An oral sex act in which a female sucks the tip of her partners penis and twists the shaft with her hands. Also known as the twist and suck.

Sally gave me the best T-n-S last night.

T-n-S by Tavid Johnson November 1, 2009