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The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
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by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010
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Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
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Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011
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Get the Guinea Grits mug.When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.
*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012
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