TastesLikeLemons57's definitions

Guinea Grits

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.

1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011

splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman

Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011

Going to the Ship

Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.

Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

Getting the gay out

When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.

*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*

Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?

Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.

by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012

pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010