15 definitions by TastesLikeLemons57
When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.
*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
by TastesLikeLemons57 January 15, 2012
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 2, 2012
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 16, 2011
The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 6, 2011
No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 11, 2010