TastesLikeLemons57's definitions

put a rush on it

hurry any sort of act. more concise definitions for different situations.

#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.

#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.

#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it

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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.

#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.

#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 3, 2010

Deep-Friending

Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.

Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.

by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

Getting the gay out

When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.

*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*

Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?

Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.

by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Going to the Ship

Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.

Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010