TastesLikeLemons57's definitions

Getting the gay out

When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.

*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*

Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?

Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.

by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman

Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011

Guinea Grits

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.

1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010