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Definitions by TastesLikeLemons57

Guinea Grits 

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed 

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
To do something with extreme accuracy and efficiency while making it look easy.
Friend 1: How'd that test go?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!

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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Piped It by TastesLikeLemons57 November 29, 2010

Deep-Friending 

Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Deep-Friending by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010

Going to the Ship 

Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.
Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"

put a rush on it 

hurry any sort of act. more concise definitions for different situations.
#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.

#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.

#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it

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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.

#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.

#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it

pink excavation 

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.
It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.