Definitions by TastesLikeLemons57
Guinea Grits
Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
Piped It
Friend 1: How'd that test go?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Piped It by TastesLikeLemons57 November 29, 2010
Deep-Friending
Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Deep-Friending by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010
Going to the Ship
Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"
Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
Going to the Ship by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010
put a rush on it
#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.
#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.
#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it
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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.
#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.
#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.
#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it
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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.
#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.
#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
put a rush on it by TastesLikeLemons57 September 3, 2010
pink excavation
It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.
pink excavation by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010