TastesLikeLemons57's definitions
No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
Get the One Size Fists Allmug. Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"
Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010
Get the Going to the Shipmug. Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010
Get the Tubesteak Shufflemug. Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010
Get the Deep-Friendingmug. The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
Get the Keeping My/Your Balls Crossedmug. When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.
*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012
Get the Getting the gay outmug. It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010
Get the pink excavationmug.