Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
by TastesLikeLemons57 March 04, 2012
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Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 29, 2010
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(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
Get the Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed mug.Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
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Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011
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Get the Guinea Grits mug.Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010
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