Tarp Flarp Master's definitions

spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

goolagang

Another way of saying tremendously big shlong

Justin had quite the goolagang

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

snax and juse

A hell of a good time with friends, pretty girls, and snacks and juice

yo peter come over for some snax and juse

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017