Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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goolagang

Another way of saying tremendously big shlong
Justin had quite the goolagang
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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snax and juse

A hell of a good time with friends, pretty girls, and snacks and juice
yo peter come over for some snax and juse
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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