Tamkin cpa 's definitions

Joe briben

Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine

Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor

by Tamkin cpa June 14, 2023

Datescape

To sneak out of a bad date, likely a blind date or set up date

She quickly left the restaurant making a datescape after seeing the guy was wierd

by Tamkin cpa July 24, 2018

Deucescape

When someone in a group sneaks away to go to the bathroom to poop

Steve had to deucescape as his stomach was hurting

I ate something that didn’t agree with my stomach so I made a quick deucescape from my party

by Tamkin cpa June 4, 2018

Phone zone

When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites

I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone

by Tamkin cpa December 2, 2020

Unbucket list

A list of all excursions and events you did on your bucket list that you would never do again

That zip line ride is now on my unbucket list

by Tamkin cpa December 6, 2018

finvitation

A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move

He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me

by Tamkin cpa May 29, 2021