Definitions by Tabasco Jones

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

High roller 

A schoolgirl who shortens a uniform skirt above the knee (or higher) by rolling the waistband. Typically done for comfort or fashion purposes. Rarely to be provocative.

High rollers are in the frontline of society's war on young women's bodies.

High roller by Tabasco Jones March 13, 2022