Definitions by TV CAR
Peak'in
When the level of ones anger is so extreme that its off the charts and unable to be put into words or to calm down.
In a shocking turn of events
A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
In a shocking turn of events by TV CAR May 30, 2010
Fail burger
Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.
Fail burger by TV CAR May 11, 2010
Not to be critical
A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
Not to be critical by TV CAR May 2, 2010
KISS ARMY
The army of fans who follow the band KISS, they lie dormant now, but as nations grow weak and citys turn to slums and evil stands strong the KISS army will rise up and become the new world order. KISS will then rule the world, that or it's just a KISS fan club for a bunch of kids born in the 70's.
Book learn'in
What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Book learn'in by TV CAR April 10, 2010
You got corn cobs in your ears
Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010