TV CAR's definitions
Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Get the You got corn cobs in your earsmug. A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
by TV CAR April 5, 2010
Get the Needermug. A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
Get the Chair Crushermug. Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.
Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
Get the Summitizedmug. A nickname for someone who has alot of gas, and is always farting and stinkin up the joint. A common problem for those who like to frequent White Castles and eat sliders. This is also the name of some stupid actor from england, who is some tall queer who does these retarted comedy sketches that are as far from funny as pluto is from the sun.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
Get the Mr. Beansmug. What society is slowly but surely turning into. This state of "overcare" is being brougt on by such things as tweeting and facebook. Everyone must know what everyone is doing at all times no matter how dull and boring it is. People are feeding this monster by constantly tweetin and updating their faces with their mindless dribble and boring escapades. In a day not far from now everyone will be able to know what anyone is doing and where they are doing it.
Tony : Overcare is taking over our society.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
by TV CAR March 28, 2010
Get the Overcaremug. A man child who works out on a "gazelle". The product made famous on late nite TV by uber tool Tony Little and his overly excited sales pitch.
Mike : I must have pocket dialed you while I was workin' out on the "gazelle"
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
by TV CAR July 12, 2010
Get the Gazelle boymug.