TOm's definitions

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

leboskied

From the movie "The Big Lebowski." The Dude was drunk and stoned the entire movie.

Lebowskied is to be drunk and stoned.

Man, I was so Lebowskied last night at that party that I nearly passed out.

by Tom February 21, 2005

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003