TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s definitions

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

rock

hard dick

hobo 1: i love rocks

hobo 2: fag

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 13, 2024

naked girl

something you will never see in person if you keep looking on this site

Hobo 1: Bro i just saw a naked girl

Hobo 2: On eporner you did

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023

cody ware

got arrested for felony assault

cody ware got arrested for felony assault :D

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023