John F. Kerry

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."

John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.

by Tom April 30, 2004

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

insult

Something that is apparently VERY COMMON on this website...

"****er!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

krakadaka

A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!

"Do you want to come to the pub tonight?"
"Karkadaka"

by Tom April 20, 2005

gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004

ring out

Said when requesting someone, like kong, to piss the hell off from the current conversation.

Hey Kongo ring out you loser, we all hate you

by Tom May 04, 2004