TODD's definitions

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

dooshbag

its doosh, everybody knows that

by todd December 4, 2002

Zug Zug

N. A stategy called out by members of the Orc race in Warcraft, which in English means "Produce, Produce!!!."

This stategy is implemented by creating 5 barracks and constantly producing 2-headed Ogres thus making it almost impossible to lose. An advanced use of this stategy involves attacking a rookie within the first 5 minutes of the game resulting in an emphatic "Holy Shit!!!!"

"Zug Zug"..."WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!"

by Todd November 27, 2002