Definitions by TODD

coyter 

The New Zealand word for asshole.

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter

coyter by Todd January 17, 2005

louisiana jack hammer 

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

louisiana jack hammer by Todd January 15, 2005

mousetrap thomas 

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

mousetrap thomas by Todd January 15, 2005

freedom of slavery 

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

freedom of slavery by Todd January 15, 2005

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

metney by Todd January 13, 2005

logflume lee 

the most famous 05 member at HMHS who is in the ghetto madrigals and has a rep for doing the dirtiest things on earth

yeah logflume lee wasnt in a good mood today id stay out of her way.

logflume lee by Todd January 10, 2005

voveh 

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

voveh by Todd January 10, 2005