TKinfinity 's definitions

Tree

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

The Houdini

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.

Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019