96

Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Slogging

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.
Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
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Puddoopsie

When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.
Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.
by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
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Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.
My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.
by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
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Oblumqueefus

When something is so unbelieveble you can hardly put words together to describe the situation.
Jesus Oblumqueefus Batman!!!
by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
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