Definitions by TKinfinity

Awakenerosis 

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

Awakenerosis by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Slughoma

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

I’d dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.

Slughoma by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

The Houdini 

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.

Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.

The Houdini by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Contextiots 

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

Contextiots by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Puddoopsie 

When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.

Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.

Puddoopsie by TKinfinity July 13, 2019