Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TKinfinity

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

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A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.

All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)

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When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.

Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.

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When something is so unbelieveble you can hardly put words together to describe the situation.

Jesus Oblumqueefus Batman!!!

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When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

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The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

Ploop by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

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The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

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