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Manwaiting

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Slogging

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.
Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
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Dumbatical

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Puddoopsie

When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.
Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.
The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Vegitard

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.
All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Oblumqueefus

When something is so unbelieveble you can hardly put words together to describe the situation.
Jesus Oblumqueefus Batman!!!
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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