Definitions by TKinfinity
Vegitard
All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
Vegitard by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Manwaiting
When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
Manwaiting by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Slogging
Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.
Slogging by TKinfinity July 14, 2019
Oblumqueefus
Oblumqueefus by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Conjunkulous
When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.
Conjunkulous by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Garfunktual
When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.
My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.
Garfunktual by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
Ploop
Ploop by TKinfinity July 13, 2019