19 definitions by TKinfinity

Tree

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

When something is so unbelieveble you can hardly put words together to describe the situation.

Jesus Oblumqueefus Batman!!!

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

When your watering a certain part of your lawn for too long inevitably leaving a puddle drowning your grass in water.

Jannis left a Puddoopsie on her lawn yesterday, I stepped in it causing my sock to get all wet.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019