The Houdini

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.

Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

Tree

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Dumbatical

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.

Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Vegitard

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.

All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019