Ploop

The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.

I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Slughoma

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

I’d dress up as any other animal, but my Slughoma prevents me from doing so.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Conjunkulous

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Tree

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

Oh look, that tree has leaves and shit.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019