When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.
I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.
by TJO - DP February 13, 2025
Bobby was feeling frisky with Charlie when they were "doing it" on a snow mound. So, he gave him an Anchorage Iceburg. After the snow melted they continued their joyful coitus. It only took a minute because Charlie was so hot! Alaska is Boring, that's why we make shit up that's fun.
by TJO - DP February 15, 2025