One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.
I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.
by TJO - DP February 13, 2025
When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
Bobby was feeling frisky with Charlie when they were "doing it" on a snow mound. So, he gave him an Anchorage Iceburg. After the snow melted they continued their joyful coitus. It only took a minute because Charlie was so hot! Alaska is Boring, that's why we make shit up that's fun.
by TJO - DP February 15, 2025