TIM's definitions

Talibastards

Osama and the Taliban

Bill Clinton is a toal Talibastard

by tim December 6, 2003

poopdicker

when one has recently had anal sex.

john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker

by Tim March 9, 2005

Forrest Gump

when an old man gets his cock caught in his old lady's bush

damn lady FORREST GUMP

by tim September 6, 2003

lookbackascope

Rear-view mirror in a car or on a motorcycle.

In my lookbackascope I could see Old Bill gaining on me, so I cogged it down a couple and effed off.

by Tim September 22, 2004

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004

Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her

Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.

by Tim September 3, 2004

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003