THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

buzzworthy

worthy of popular attention

This wannabe statesman is not buzzworthy. He is purely an attention whore.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 3, 2010

That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something

They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

40 mike-mike

a weapon that launches 40mm grenades

He had a 40 mike-mike under one arm and was ready for action.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2011

sexcapade

1. a period of sexual indulgence

2. an incident of a sexual nature

Another celebrity sexcapade is causing a moral panic.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009