THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

one-trick pony

someone with only one talent, accomplishment, etc.

He has only ever been in one movie. He is a one-trick pony.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2008

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

'droid

a mindless or robot like person (from android)

That guy is the biggest 'droid on the campus.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

Where the rubber meets the road

where the action is most immediate, such as the place where a plan is put in motion (from the place where a vehicles tires make contact with the pavement)

If she can tell where the rubber meets the road, she's in.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2009

sawed-off

short in stature

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.

by The Return of Light Joker May 31, 2011

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2009

cremains

the cremated remains of a human corpse

Her cremains were lost in the war.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2008