THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

jump bail

To default on one's bail

I thought for sure she would jump bail.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2010

burn the midnight oil

to work diligently, especially late into the night

I had to burn the midnight oil to get that done.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2009

ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

mojo

1. personal magnetism

2. sex appeal

3. illegal drugs

Your mojo won't protect you from the ravages of the wilderness.

by The Return of Light Joker August 13, 2011

reinvent the wheel

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method

If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2010

let fly

1. to throw or shoot

2. to launch vigorously into something

After loading their rifles they both let fly with them.

by The Return of Light Joker July 3, 2009

hole

1. any wretched or unpleasant place

2. the anus

3. the vagina

4. solitary confinement

5. a flaw or weakness

This school is awful. Get me out of this fucking hole already.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2009