THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 2, 2009

vamoose

to leave or depart hastily (from Spanish, Vamos meaning let us depart)

I've gotta vamoose or I'll be late.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2009

truck

1. to persist

2. to live or travel in content fashion

3. To run over the tackler in Gridiron Football

We have to truck if we want the country to make it past these uncertain times.

by The Return of Light Joker September 9, 2011

telegraph

to signal one's actions or intentions, especially unintentionally

This is one guy who never telegraphs his moves.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2011

sawed-off

short in stature

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.

by The Return of Light Joker May 31, 2011

Where the rubber meets the road

where the action is most immediate, such as the place where a plan is put in motion (from the place where a vehicles tires make contact with the pavement)

If she can tell where the rubber meets the road, she's in.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2009

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2009