THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

mojo

1. personal magnetism

2. sex appeal

3. illegal drugs

Your mojo won't protect you from the ravages of the wilderness.

by The Return of Light Joker August 13, 2011

reinvent the wheel

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method

If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2010

zillionare

a extraordinarily rich person

I don't care if he's a zillionare, just find a way to make him understand that what he did was, and still is, wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2011

tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

photog

a photographer

No photog came with them. Something was up.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2010

extended vocab

vulgar or profane language, especially four letter words

He made liberal use of his extended vocab in his latest rant.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2011