THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

Kick the tires

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

water rat

a ruffian who who can be seen around the waterfront

If you hang around with that water rat too much and you'll wind up in jail with him.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2011

loogie

a wad of mucus that is coughed up and spit

some punk tried hock a loogie at a homeless guy and in the end they got into a fist fight and were both arrested.

by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2009

rumor mill

the source of rumors, especially rumors that appear to be deliberately passed along

Sometimes rumor mills get out of hand. (example of rumor mill)

by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2010

seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008