jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2012

90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2010

laundry list

a bill, especially a long one, of items to obtain, do, or not do

That laundry list that he forgot was no guide to ethical politics.

by The Return of Light Joker October 04, 2010

artillery

1. a handgun or any other weapon, especially one carried by a criminal

2. a drug users hypodermic syringe

That artillery is not a good sign.

by The Return of Light Joker August 08, 2009

guzzle

1. to drink, especially rapidly

2. to drink liquor, especially excessively

I wish you would not guzzle in full view of the class.

by The Return of Light Joker August 05, 2010

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2009

eat up

1. to believe unquestioningly

2. to receive enthusiastically

3. to bother

Those newbies eat up rumors about his hobby.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2010