off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

up in arms

angry and ready to fight

The teachers were up in arms over the scandal.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2009

wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car

I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010

locks

dreadlocks (an abbreviation)

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.

by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2011

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 02, 2010

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2008

jump bail

To default on one's bail

I thought for sure she would jump bail.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2010