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C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
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FruitSnacks

Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.
Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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C2

someone who takes granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
C2: GRANOLA BAR!!!!
Other C2: MINE!
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE!!!!
C2:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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Granola Bar

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020
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I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021
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