C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).

Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

22843947

Part of the passcode to get into a cult called The Company. The other part is "surrender submit sacrifice serve survive"

Person 1: Hey, wanna join this sexist cult?
Person 2: Why the fuck would I wanna-
Person 1: The code is surrender submit sacrifice serve survive 22843947
Person 2: Fuck off you cunt

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 12, 2022

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022

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The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 01, 2022