Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

Fruit Snacks 

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

Fruit Snacks by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

drop the orange

Fart

I have to drop the orange

drop the orange by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

C2

Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).

Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.

C2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021

Granola Bar 

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

calcium sand 

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

calcium sand by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

edible insects

Insects prepared for human consumption, usually crickets.

Thailand Unique has the best edible insects!

edible insects by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 30, 2020