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Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 9, 2003
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break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.
by The Professor June 3, 2004
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lachesis

The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.
Let's hope Lachesis had a long tape measure when you were born!
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.
Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick
by The Professor November 7, 2003
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landslide

A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda
Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.
by The Professor July 30, 2003
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air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.
The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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